English tests are fun to grade. These sentences are why (all real):
- My penis under the table.
- My mother is fat and short. She is beautiful.
- In my new woman our old thin is coming.
- She has a new brain.
- My father is zacoka a dog.
- Our house we have got a chair in it, got a table and shit blue.
- My father is good and a good mother.
- In my bag is the pink color yellow.
- He has small eyes and my mother is love your boys.
- She speaks laughter.
- My father is tall dong.
- My father is not beating the children.
- My father have you got the black brain.
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a little about burkina faso
Burkina Faso (formerly Upper Volta) achieved independence from France in 1960. Repeated military coups during the 1970s and 1980s were followed by multiparty elections in the early 1990s. Current President Blaise COMPAORE came to power in a 1987 military coup and has won every election since then.
Burkina Faso's high population density and limited natural resources result in poor economic prospects for the majority of its citizens. Recent unrest in Cote d'Ivoire and northern Ghana has hindered the ability of several hundred thousand seasonal Burkinabe farm workers to find employment in neighboring countries.
Location:
Western Africa, north of Ghana
Geographic coordinates:
13 00 N, 2 00 W
Area:
total: 274,200 sq km land: 273,800 sq km water: 400 sq km
Burkina Faso's high population density and limited natural resources result in poor economic prospects for the majority of its citizens. Recent unrest in Cote d'Ivoire and northern Ghana has hindered the ability of several hundred thousand seasonal Burkinabe farm workers to find employment in neighboring countries.
Location:
Western Africa, north of Ghana
Geographic coordinates:
13 00 N, 2 00 W
Area:
total: 274,200 sq km land: 273,800 sq km water: 400 sq km
Quite a chuckle. :)
ReplyDeleteAlhough "She speaks laughter" is lovely and poetic, don't you think?
Bonne Annee, M. Thomas!
Lea Ann (Molly's Mom)